Blue 2th          

If you talk on a Blue Tooth, you look like a wack job. Seriously, you look like a delusional crazy person talking to yourself and no one around you can tell the difference. I cannot imagine that the added convenience of “hands free” is worth looking like a fanatical, homeless, multiple-personality psycho. If anyone can PLEASE enlighten me with a rational, my ears are open…and literally, they are open, because I will never put that disgusting radioactive Blue Tooth inside them.

Here’s a short IM interview I conducted to confirm these convictions. Names are altered due to very sensitive privacy issues:

Me: Hello N*cole, would you mind answering a few questions about Blue Tooth?
N.S: Why certainly, there is nothing I would love more!

Me: True or False: Are people who use Blue Tooth ACTUALLY crazy?

NS: Must the answer be phrased in “True-False” form?

Me: This is a little unconventional, N*cole, but I’ll make an exception.

N.S: Half and half.

Me: True or False: Do ALL people who use Blue Tooth APPEAR crazy, ALL of the time?

N.S: True.

 

Case Closed, Bloosers

 

Blue Tooth or Crazy Schizophrenic? You be the Judge.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answers (I wanted to enter this text upside-down, as seen in many magazine quizzes, but my computer skills are still not completely developed- much like the communication skills of primates): Schizo, Tooth, Tooth, Schizo with Tooth, Overgrown Dancing Quiznos Cup